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    Thursday, May 24, 2007
    jokes of the days!

    to all who are still having exams!


    this is to let u do some stomach exercise =)






    UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?


    Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.


    Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Singapore .


    Visitor: Why do you say that?


    Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% ofSingaporeans I see here say they're here to read law.


    Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believein fact.


    Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the nextSingaporean comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.


    *Visitor waits for 5 mins,


    Ah Chong from Singapore comes to immigrationcounter*





    Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?


    Ah Chong: Study lorr...






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